A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation. There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he’s on his way to The Royal York Hotel. The Cabby heads downtown on his way he passes Queens Park. “What’s that?” says the Texan. “Oh! That’s Queens Park,” says the Cabby, “Its our Provincial Government, its like your State Government. Those ...
The old beady-eyed moderator in charge of the classroom stared towards the clock at the end of the room as the students furiously scribbled down the remainder of their answers, knowing that time was almost up. Minutes later, the clock struck a new hour and the exam was over. “YOUR TIME IS UP!” The grouchy supervisor barked, “Please hand in ...
He wrote a note and left it in his room: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you I had to elope with my new girlfriend Stacy, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice However, I knew you would ...
… to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the campus he saw a young man studying hard, and the sight brought back memories. He sat on the bench beside the lad, but was surprised when the kid started spouting off at him. “You old geezer Your generation will ...
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing there waiting for her. He said, “Welcome, Elsa. Do you have a last wish before you enter paradise?” “I do,” Elsa replied “I would like to return to Earth for a few minutes and ...
At one point during the game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?” The little boy nodded ...
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter… Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, “Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage.” As he finished his sentence, he turned around ...
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church. When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up. “Yes,” the girl says. “But I didn’t have to go all the way around the back. ...