The guy examines the dog’s collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home. The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door ...
While watching the World Series the two pondered if baseball existed in heaven. “You think heaven will have baseball?,” asked Jake. “I certainly hope so!,” Johnny said “Tell you what, let’s make a deal. Whoever passes through the pearly gates first comes back and lets the other know if there’s baseball.” “Deal,” said Jake They shook hands and sealed the ...
“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?” So God agreed. On the second ...
Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket. Santa politely asked, “Which one should I show, the one in my right pocket or the one in my left pocket?” The T.C was taken aback. He then said, “Show me the ticket in your right pocket.” Santa promptly showed the ticket It ...
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said angrily, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable ...
This is said to be a favorite story of Lyndon Johnson’s. A preacher was becoming terribly distracted by a man who came to church every Sunday and slept through the entire sermon. One Sunday the preacher decided to do something about it. As he began to preach, the man, true to form, fell fast asleep. Whereupon the preacher said quietly, ...
A workaholic computer engineer from California finally decided to take a vacation He was enjoying a relaxing cruise in the Caribbean when a hurricane came up suddenly, causing his ship to sink. He awoke to find himself washed up on the beach of an apparently uninhabited island, where there was nothing to eat or drink but bananas and coconuts The ...
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, “I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and ...