The drunk man thinks to himself, “I’d like to have a duck for my dinner.” So the man grabs a massive stick, and plonks a baby duck that was sitting on the edge with it! He grabs up the little duckling and begins to pluck all of its feathers out. Suddenly, a park ranger comes along so the man quickly ...
The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway.” “Your mom and I first got together in an internet chat room.” “Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.” “We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.” “As ...
One of them is extremely smart, one is average, and one is extremely stupid. One day, it is the extremely smart one’s turn to catch and cook dinner. He goes out and comes back with a bear. The other two are astounded and ask, “How did you catch this bear?” The extremely smart one replies, “I see tracks, I follow ...
As the night goes on, the tall tales get bigger and bigger. After a while, 90 year old Gus, who has been sitting quietly in the corner says, “Let me tell you boys what happened to me in these very woods in 1963. I was walking along a trail and this big ol’ bear jumps out in front of me ...
One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the other nun was called Sister Logical because of her gift for reasoning. They soon noticed that a man was following them They would speed up, and he would speed up They would stop, and he would stop. Sister Mathematical started to become afraid “Oh dear… this ...
When they are handing out rifles, he is at the back of the line and they run out just before they get to him. The Sergeant gives him a stick and tells him to just pretend it’s a rifle. So our hero goes running through the mock battle pointing his stick and yelling, “Bangidy, bang, bang, bang Bangidy, bang, bang, ...
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said, ” Where are you, you know we have lots to do?!” He said, “You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? ...
A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!” The receptionist objected, stating, “You can’t just walk in here and expect to see the president ...