Mr Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. “Once upon a time there was a white bunny…” “Jeez..dad it’s boring,what about science fiction?” “Ok, Ok” Mr Brown said. “Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and….” “Dad, a little more grown up!” “Do you promise me not to tell your mom?” asked Mr ...
So he goes to the computer and realizes that an engineer accidentally landed up in hell. He get’s on the phone to the Devil. St Peter: “So, Dev, we have an issue with this engineering guy Robert. He is supposed to be with us. Can you send him up?” Devil: “Bob? No way. Not going to. Since he has been ...
Anxious for his first investigation he was a bit perturbed when he was assigned to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books and taxes was pretty straightforward and the Rabbi was clearly very frugal, so he thought he’d make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi. “Rabbi,” he said, “I noticed that you buy a lot ...
So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around, but can’t see anyone. So he picks up the penguin, puts him in the cab of his truck, and continues on his way. A couple of miles down the road he gets pulled over ...
Suddenly, the captain announces over the public address system, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to say that I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be ...
Upon arriving at the pyramid, they are immediately told to leave as the site has already been excavated The friends, not willing to concede, look for a different way in and find an entrance never before used. It is through this entrance that they find a secret passage way, one that is made at first to look like a dead ...
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his ...
… These generals definitely were impressed by what they saw! An American, English and Russian general were having coffee together at the front in World War 2, arguing over who has the bravest soldiers. The British general called one of his men over. “Private! See that Nazi tank in the minefield over there? Go destroy it.” “Yes, Sir!” the soldier ...