A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die”. 1 Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. 2 At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and ...
His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say things twice Tell us the secret of this happiness or we’ll consider you as a diffident” “Well, i can shortly explain After our wedding, she started riding her horse and so was i My ...
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn’t been there for a while He grabbed ...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, they called the police. The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all ...
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, ...
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!” Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee. Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinal and says, “Listen, I know this is a ...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?” “I give ...
In a very exclusive private school near California’s Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper-high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay about a poor family in the area. One little girl’s paper began, “Once upon a time there was a poor family. The father was poor. The mother was poor. The ...