But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They have those servers that are so hot, the ...
A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful melons he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes. The man says, “You and I should spend some time in a hotel room.” ...
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sensual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sensual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average ...
The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary Every other word was profanity; those that weren’t profanity were, to say the least, rude. Alice tried to change the bird’s attitude by constantly saying polite words and playing soft music, anything she could think of Nothing worked. She yelled at the bird and the bird got ...
A child goes to his father and asks, “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?” The father answers, “Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is ...
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.” Brunette: “My god! I had no idea he was that good.” Blonde: (looking shocked) “Oh, you mean with one guy?” ...
The school ends and Erica quickly puts her books in the bag and runs out of the class. Today is a special day Erica is very excited. She runs home and thinks about her uncle She spoke with him on the phone a week ago He returns from Australia, and he brings a special surprise with him! Erica is very ...
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market.” “Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed ...