A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the [email protected] movie channel: He looked at her and asked “Do you think we can still do that?” “Well, we can sure try!” She answered. So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes ...
Scottish couple wants their kids to visit on Christmas Eve However, there are some methods that make things easier… A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” ...
Jack and Lydia are on holiday in France with their friends, Mike and Anna. Mike loves to visit historical buildings Jack agrees to sightsee some historical buildings with him. Lydia and Anna decide to shop in the city “See you boys when we get back!” the girls shout. In the village Jack and Mike see a beautiful old church, but ...
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high. The widower ...
A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. “I have to be honest with you” the woman says as the guy makes his move.”I`m a call girl”. The man thinks about this for a bit and decides he`s ok with it. He agrees to pay her $25 and they go at it. After they finish, the guy ...
Jane and Erica are Talking in Heaven How did you die?” Jane asks Erica. She replies, “I froze to death.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says Jane. “It wasn’t too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling, just before you black out. How did you die “Well,” she says, “I suspected my husband was cheating so ...
Two old women are walking down the street smoking, when it begins to rain. The first woman takes out a condom from her handbag, cuts off the tip and puts it over her cigarette. The second woman asked her what it was and the first woman said, “It’s a condom You can get them at just about any pharmacy, and they ...
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems like she’s doing fine, but after a while she ...