Mary, an attractive lady of 85, was marrying for the fourth time.
Naturally, this was a human-interest story and the local newspaper decided to send a reporter to interview Mary.
The reporter sat with Mary and asked, “Could you tell me about your husbands and how they earned their living?”
Mary smiled and said, “Well, my first husband was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a preacher and now at 85, I’m marrying a funeral director.”
“Wow,” said the reporter, they’ve all had such diverse careers.”
“Yes,” said Mary, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.“