Little Johnny and his brother go ice fishing. Little Johnny starts drilling on the ice when a voice from above says: “Young man, there’s no fish down there.”
Little Johnny asks his brother: “Who is that?”
His brother replies: “I don’t know.”
So Little Johnny starts to drill again and the voice says: “For the second time, there’s no fish down there.”
Little Johnny asks his brother: “Could that be God?”
His brother replies: “I don’t know.”
Little Johnny starts drilling again and the voice says once more: “Young man, for the last time, I’m telling you there’s no fish down there.”
Johnny looks up and asks: “Is that you, God?”
The voice says: “No, I’m the manager and the rink’s closed.”