GIRL: I have done a great sin
I called my boyfriend a BAST.RD
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .
Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BAST.RD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BAST.RD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BAST.RD.
GIRL: But, he had s.x with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BAST.RD.
GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BAST.RD!!!!!