A photographer was sent to take the pictures of twin sisters just turning one hundred years old.
One of the twins was hard of hearing.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin,
“WHAT DID HE SAY?” He said,
“WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” said the other.
“Now get a little closer together”, said the cameraman.
Again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE” –
So they wiggled up close to each other.
“Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus a little”, said the photographer.
Yet again – “WHAT DID HE SAY?”
“HE SAYS HE’S GONNA FOCUS!”
With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, –
“OH MY GOD – BOTH OF US?”