An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian were in an art gallery viewing a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
“Look at their reserve and calm,” said the Englishman. “That suggests they were English.”
“Nonsense,” said the Frenchman. “They are naked and beautiful. That suggests they must have been French.”
The Russian reflected on what he’d just heard momentarily and then he shook his head. “No,” he said. “They have no clothes, no shelter and only an apple to eat and they’re being told they’re in paradise. They were definitely Russian.”