The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject
After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies.
About half held up their hands
Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question
This time he received a response of about 80 percent.
Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question
With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.
“Mrs
Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have any.”
“Mrs
Jones, that is very unusual
How old are you?”
“Ninety three.”
“Mrs
Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world.”
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said: “It’s easy, I just outlived the bitches.”