Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in.
He addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers: “Yes.”
Jacob: “Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins and sleeping pills?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases.”
Pharmacist: “Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works.”
Jacob: “You have loose bladder and gas pills?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics.”
Jacob: “Perfect! We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts.”