One day the Devil challenges God to a baseball game between teams from Heaven and Hell.
God smiled and said, “Hell wouldn’t have a chance.”
“Why?” queried the Devil.
“Oh Devil, come on now? I’ve got the greatest baseball players of all time. Hey, I’ve got Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle. I’ve even got the Yankee Clipper, Joe DiMaggio. Who have you got?” said God.
The Devil grinned and said, “Well God, impressive as your list is, I’ve still got all the umpires.”