A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having s*x in the middle of the road.
Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn’t move.
He finally brought the truck’ to a halt inches from them.
The truck driver got out and stormed:
“What the hell’s the matter with you two?.
Didn’t you hear me? You could have been killed!”
The man replied nonchalantly:
“Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes.”