A man returns home a day early from a business trip.
It’s after midnight
While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the unclothed man’s head.
The wife shouts, “Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money
He paid for the Corvette I gave you
He paid for our new cabin cruiser
He paid for your season Panther tickets
He paid for our house at the lake
He paid for our country club membership, and He even pays the monthly dues!”
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, “What would you do?”
The cabby replies, “I’d cover his bum with that blanket before he catches cold.”