A husband and wife are eating at Hooters for their 20th anniversary.
A busty gorgeous blond waitress comes up and asks them what they’d like to drink.
“Oh my god, you are gorgeous.” Said the husband with the intent of pissing his wife off.
His wife just shook her head and smiled.
“Why don’t you introduce your wife to her you pig, or better yet, introduce her to your erectile dysfunction. “
The husband looks at the waitress who was now smiling nervously at them.
The husband looked at the waitress and pointed at his wife and said,
“Ma’am I’d like to introduce you to my erectile dysfunction, my wife.”