While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said:
“Jesus is watching you!”
Surprised, the burglar points his flashlight at the direction of the sound, only to discover that the sound was made by a parrot.
Angry, the burglar says:
“So you are the little shit that almost made me shit my pants? Oh you winged rat, I should stew you in boiling water for that!”
The parrot then says:
“Saint Peter is watching you.”
Intrigued, the burglar says:
“I’ve lost my faith a long time ago, I don’t believe in any of these religious nonsense
What is your name, little bird?”
The parrot replies:
“My name is Judas.”
The burglar burts out laughting and asks:
“What kind of stupid jerk would name a parrot Judas?”
The parrot promptly responds:
“The same stupid jerk that named Jesus and Saint Peter the two Pit Bulls behind you.”