Two Indians were riding across the plains on their ponies.
They pulled to a stop to check if they were being followed.
The first one climbs down off of his pony and puts his ear to the ground.
The second one asks the first one what he hears.
The first one says “buffalo come.”
The second one says “I see nothing moving for miles, how do you know this?”
The first one replies, putting his hand to his cheek: “face all sticky”