A guy goes on to a ship to sail (and work) but he notices no women on board.
so he runs to the captian Guy: capt. capt.! theres no women on borad what will be do for pleasure???
capt.:Ohh… dont worry me laddie just stick ur d*ck in that barrel and everything will be alright.
So after a few weeks at sea the guy sticks his d*ck in the barrel and gets a wonderful sensation.
So he does this every day after that until one day he sticks his d*ck in the barrel and nothing happens.
So he runs to the captain and says Guy: capt capt! i stuck my d*ck in the barrel and nothing happed!
Capt.:Ohhh i forgot to tell you laddie its your turn in the barrel!