A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later he received this report: Honorable Sir, You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she get off train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree, look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree.
No see. No fee