Once a time a teenage girl named Ashley was sitting in a class. Behind her was little John. Ashley was bored so she fell asleep. Luckily the teacher did not notice and went on teaching. In the last quarter-hour of the class, she asks a question.
“Tell me, who made this universe, class?”, The teacher asked. Little Johnny poked with a pin on Ashley’s back. She suddenly woke up and said, “God Almighty!!”.
The teacher was impressed and praised her. She went back to sleep. After 5 more minutes, the teacher asks the class “who came to the rescue of humans in the era of darkness?”.
Johnny again poked Ashley’s back with a pin. She once again stood up suddenly and said “ Jesus Christ!!”.
The teacher again praised her. Ashley went back to sleep again after giving John a deathly glare.
The teacher just before going asked the class “ what did Eve say to Adam after giving birth to their 15th child?”
Johnny again poked hard Ashley’s back. This time Ashley stood up and angrily shouted
“I swear to God that if one more time you insert that thing into me, then I will take it from you and shove it in your a**”.