One morning, the husband returns after fishing for several hours and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the woman decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a brief distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes an officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’
‘Reading myself a book,’ she replies, thinking it as obvious.
‘You’re in a very Restricted Fishing Area,’ the officer informs her
‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’
‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all, I do know, you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in.’
‘For reading a book,’ she replies,
you’re in a very Restricted Fishing space,’ he informs her again,
‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’
‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all, I do know, you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in.’
‘If you are doing that, I am going to charge you with Sexual assault,’ says the woman.
‘But I haven’t done anything to you,’ says the officer.
‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all, I do know, you could start at any moment.’
‘Have a pleasant day ma’am,’ and he left…